Garfield by Jim Davis for September 20, 2022

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    E.S.K.  5 months ago

    Let’s see if the mothership from Close Encounters will be successful.

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    codycab  5 months ago

    The tractor beam shows otherwise.

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    momofalex7  5 months ago

    The ship is too small, Unless it’s like a TARDIS.

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    seanfear  5 months ago

    yeah, dream on

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    And the tractor beam is bull crap. We’ll never have those.

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    Let’s just say the force of gravity is strong on this one.

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    The Collector  5 months ago

    You wouldn’t want to abduct him even if you could. He’d eat all of your food without a second thought.

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    Jacob Mattingly   5 months ago

    No one said you were buddy. It’s a small ship.

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    BJ40 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Garfield’s not fat, he’s just big boned, that’s all.

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    BJ40 Premium Member 5 months ago

    An alien abduction, gone wrong.

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    hariseldon59  5 months ago

    In an early Simpsons Halloween episode, the aliens needed to use two tractor beams to abduct Homer.

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    tessotcyrille  5 months ago

    catdependance day!

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    cubswin2016  5 months ago

    I guess that those aliens have never heard of transporters.

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    Garfield Fan 1949  5 months ago

    I saw a UFO New years eve two years ago. I was fat then but now I have lost a lot of weight. I might not go outside this New Years Eve.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 5 months ago

    He has a black hole in his stomach. That’s why they couldn’t abduct him.

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    CaptainRC  5 months ago

    Wait a minute… Garfield used to be “fat and lazy and proud of it.” Now he’s in denial of his fatness? Must be old age.

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    edmund_graham  5 months ago

    Maybe he just objects to other people pointing out his weight?

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    Il Siciliano  5 months ago

    Denial is the first stage.

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    preacherman  5 months ago

    Yes, you are, Garfield, and so am I. I’m too fat and too poor. So I’m not levitatable or rich enough to hack.

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    Studies have shown that heavier people are harder to kidnap. Here’s the proof.

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    Chris  5 months ago

    sometimes it pays to be fat… from being abducted or kidnapped. :)

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    Nuke Road Warrior  5 months ago

    Really LITTLE green men.

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    Clarence  5 months ago

    Well, that abduction was a flop

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    Guayo1  5 months ago

    Thanks the alien Garfield, it gave you a good shave.

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    Olddog04  5 months ago

    Hahahaha

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    Garfield@Steam  5 months ago

    “I’m not overweight, I’m undertall.”

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    Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago

    Well if the aliens can’t beam up Garfield, then Aunty should feel really safe right now.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Garfield is bigger than the ship!

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    blakerl  5 months ago

    The aliens are going to need a bigger space ship.

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    karmakat01  5 months ago

    yeah sure…it was “gravity faults”, right Garfield?

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    .Luffy  5 months ago

    They went back to get a bigger ship

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    Mediatech  5 months ago

    Their advanced technology is no match for our puny weapons.

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    CaveCat87  5 months ago

    What about Kang and Kodos? What will they do when they meet Garfield?

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    paranormal  5 months ago

    They could have just sat down over him…

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Abduct me instead. I don’t want to be around when climate change destroys the beautiful earth

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    uriel ramos munguia  5 months ago

    I wonder if all who read this comic strip can entice the creator/author/drawer to come out with more of this or if there is a website where we can send ideas and storylines for this. I know there are a lot of cat owners and cat lovers on here who have ideas they can throw out there since Business Cat has “cat traits”.

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    No. Fat ones aren’t a problem. You however……

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    David Rickard Premium Member 5 months ago

    Th’ engines cannae take anymore, Cap’n!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    They used a similar joke for Homer Simpson.

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    Eewec  5 months ago

    Next Nasa will be calling Jon to find out where Garfield is when Nasa is doing orbital calculations.

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    w16521  5 months ago

    Garfield is right. He is big-boned!

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    WentHulk  5 months ago

    Yes you are Garfield. But that ship is also too small.

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    DEACON FRED  5 months ago

    YEAH RIGHT!! Keep telling yourself that fatso!!

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    Eldest arc  5 months ago

    Diet time

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    edeloriea14  5 months ago

    Use another beam! That’s what happened when Kang and Kodos tried to abduct Homer.

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member 5 months ago

    You have a way of invading space, Mr. Garfield!

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    2AndFour  5 months ago

    How fortunate for the aliens. They get to keep their food.

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    DebUSNRet Premium Member 5 months ago

    Neither am I…anymore! ; )

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    missyhyattfan  4 months ago

    This one’s too funny!

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    Asriel  4 months ago

    Ouch

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    Maw@youtube.com  4 months ago

    ha fat

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    SpongebobPatrickBackwards  3 months ago

    The Simpsons did this joke.

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