Garfield by Jim Davis for March 16, 2023

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    codycab  7 months ago

    Warning: This comic strip may not be suitable for people on a diet! Hence the censoring.

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    Clarence  7 months ago

    I say Garfield was insulted

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    uncle snipe  7 months ago

    Notice it doesn’t say to protect the innocent!

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    BJ40 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Warning: Garfield will self-destruct on the talking scales in, 3 … 2 … 1 … !!! SMASH !!!

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    yoey1957  7 months ago

    Before the holidays always remember to remove the batteries from your bathroom scale. Follow me for more dieting tips! XD

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 7 months ago

    Garfield redacted to this with some confusion.

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    su43dipta  7 months ago

    Garfield has nothing to be embarrassed about, you smart-mouth!

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    chrisjfinlay  7 months ago

    Meh, I think the original “I don’t do livestock” strip from 1985 was better

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    Frankie5466  7 months ago

    At the doc’s office yesterday I found that I weigh almost 10 pounds less if I set my purse down b4 stepping on the scale lol “what do you have in that thing?” -exclaimed the nurse, incredulously

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    DaveG1960  7 months ago

    “One at a time please”……

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      7 months ago

    looks like it only has four digits, anyway

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    2AndFour  7 months ago

    Garfield’s weight is a mystery that we will never know. Only imagine.

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    KernelLeak  7 months ago

    There’s the problem – the scale is using real numbers for a complex issue…

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    GarfieldIndy500Guy  7 months ago

    His weight is probably….. you don’t even want to know.

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    Goat from PBS  7 months ago

    Your weight is fat!

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    RussHeim  7 months ago

    Or: “I’m terribly sorry, that number is unlisted.”

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    karmakat01  7 months ago

    probably insulted first…then relieved after destroying it.

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    preacherman  7 months ago

    I know the feeling, bug guy. My scale didn’t give any numbers. So, either I was relieved, or sad when I realized I had just broke the scale. Actually, on the doctor’s scale I had just lost four pounds.

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    Ken Norris Premium Member 7 months ago

    Or the classic, “One at a time, please…”

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    blakerl  7 months ago

    My bathroom scale is censoring my weight too. But then I never put the batteries in it.

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    CaveCat87  7 months ago

    I’m surprised that the scale never compared Garfield’s weight to that of an elephant.

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    kaycstamper  7 months ago

    He looks a lot like my cat, should have named him Buddha.

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    WilliamMedlock  7 months ago

    I think DeSantis redacted it because someone somewhere might feel a little uncomfortable.

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    abbie.normal  7 months ago

    I’d go with insulted, Garfield. No offense.

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    Calvinist1966  7 months ago

    “Your weight is…” It wasn’t worth the wait.

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    bully maguire  7 months ago

    i feel like i have seen this before

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    Scott S  7 months ago

    I heard a talking scale in a Bed Bath & Beyond loudly announcing the weight of a very obese woman trying it out.

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    Scrambled Eggs  7 months ago

    Both. Both is good.

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    uncle snipe  7 months ago

    You know it’s time to lose weight when your digital scale displays in scientific notation!

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    jegfolay  7 months ago

    The same thought works with any censor!

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    MT Wallet   7 months ago

    Davis should do this. I decided not to wait for a day when it was appropriate.

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    w16521  7 months ago

    I feel sorry for that scale, having to support all that weight.

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    AustinKniga-Bartlett  7 months ago

    Woah! Language, RX2!

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    hagarthehorrible  7 months ago

    The talking weighing machine is one of the most amusing part of this strip.

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