May 14, 2024
…Or EVER!
Or any day ending in Y.
Garfield has faults? I thought Jon was the only one.
Unless its a see food diet.
isn’t it time for your “between breaths snack”?
In other words, never do a diet any of the 365 days of the year.
I am beginning to see a pattern here.
Wise words.
Because those are all weak days.
Just ask “What colour”?
Just be wary of the diet monster, Garfield, it’ll catch up to you sooner or later.
Basically if it ends with “day” that’s the wrong day for a diet
Must be because the first three letters in diet are “die”…
Good advice. Appreciate the great wisdom from Garfield.
In other words, don’t start one on any day that ends in Y.
I was about to ask…
So basically never start a diet ever.
I’m going to start calling them CABs, Cartoonists Against Backgrounds.
The tl:dr, don’t ever start a diet.
This is the way!
In other words, a day that ends with ‘Y.’
Don’t start a diet on any day
All Hail Garfield,the new “Rat Czar” of New York City
I am content to stop when I am full and begin again when I am hungry. Whatever year that may be.
Garfield will NEVER live by the code of “Eat to live, don’t live to eat”!
Truth is cats left to their own devices, will never diet.
It appears that nothing is ever going to get Garfield to willingly diet.
Never do New Years resolutions either. Waist (sic) of time.
Richard Simmons once said he would never go on a diet because of the first three letters, D-I-E. He preferred a Livet…
To quote an old Garfield single panel from sometime in the 80’s
“Diet is just die with a T added on”
did Jim Davis retire, the strip should be blank with that effort
Or any day
All diets are scams.
Free Beer. Tomorrow.
Dieting is for quitters! ;-p
Or any day ending in “Y”.
Garfield is on one of those seafood diets. When he sees food, he eats it.
I’m sure that makes Mondays bearable.
codycab over 1 year ago
…Or EVER!
uncle snipe over 1 year ago
Or any day ending in Y.
Blu Bunny over 1 year ago
Garfield has faults? I thought Jon was the only one.
oddhumor over 1 year ago
Unless its a see food diet.
ʲᔆ over 1 year ago
isn’t it time for your “between breaths snack”?
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
In other words, never do a diet any of the 365 days of the year.
cubswin2016 over 1 year ago
I am beginning to see a pattern here.
jmworacle over 1 year ago
Wise words.
MichaelAxelFleming over 1 year ago
Because those are all weak days.
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
Just ask “What colour”?
BJ40 over 1 year ago
Just be wary of the diet monster, Garfield, it’ll catch up to you sooner or later.
edmund_graham over 1 year ago
Basically if it ends with “day” that’s the wrong day for a diet
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Must be because the first three letters in diet are “die”…
2AndFour over 1 year ago
Good advice. Appreciate the great wisdom from Garfield.
bookworm0812 over 1 year ago
In other words, don’t start one on any day that ends in Y.
karmakat01 over 1 year ago
I was about to ask…
ChristianFilmmakerWannaBe over 1 year ago
So basically never start a diet ever.
The Orange Mailman over 1 year ago
I’m going to start calling them CABs, Cartoonists Against Backgrounds.
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
The tl:dr, don’t ever start a diet.
jvbowman58 over 1 year ago
This is the way!
I was FRAMED!!!!!! over 1 year ago
In other words, a day that ends with ‘Y.’
Clarence over 1 year ago
Don’t start a diet on any day
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
All Hail Garfield,the new “Rat Czar” of New York City
Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago
I am content to stop when I am full and begin again when I am hungry. Whatever year that may be.
JudithStocker Premium Member over 1 year ago
Garfield will NEVER live by the code of “Eat to live, don’t live to eat”!
blakerl over 1 year ago
Truth is cats left to their own devices, will never diet.
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
It appears that nothing is ever going to get Garfield to willingly diet.
zarilla over 1 year ago
Never do New Years resolutions either. Waist (sic) of time.
paranormal over 1 year ago
Richard Simmons once said he would never go on a diet because of the first three letters, D-I-E. He preferred a Livet…
h.v.greenman over 1 year ago
To quote an old Garfield single panel from sometime in the 80’s
“Diet is just die with a T added on”
LONNYMARQUEZ over 1 year ago
did Jim Davis retire, the strip should be blank with that effort
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Or any day
Local 574 Premium Member over 1 year ago
All diets are scams.
Scott S over 1 year ago
Free Beer. Tomorrow.
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
Dieting is for quitters! ;-p
InuYugiHakusho over 1 year ago
Or any day ending in “Y”.
w16521 over 1 year ago
Garfield is on one of those seafood diets. When he sees food, he eats it.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
I’m sure that makes Mondays bearable.