Garfield by Jim Davis for March 29, 2023

Well that’s nice of you, Garfield!

This is why Garfield is my hero!

good for you, Garfield

Get up of your butt Garfield, you lazy cat.

Then make him go further.

Your core will thank you Garfield!!

Just get a pedometer for yourself and give it to Odie to make matters official.

And i was wondering how Odie is healthy.

But how much are you giving for Odie to do your exercise for you?

Excellent idea.

Odie is such a good friend. I love that pup.

That’s…actually a nice idea, you impress me Garfield

yeah, because that is going to change anything, right…

“TWO MILES? GOOD BOY!”

(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

TWO MILES? GOOD!

“Garfield, you lazy cat”

not only is he outsourcing his exercise, but he also gets Ode out of his hair for a while.

Odie spends the entire time chasing his tail

Cats do outsourcing exercise and lots of other tasks, except sleeping and eating.

I think odie is much cuter than Garfield

You might think it’s a good idea, Garfield, but imagine how much trouble you’ll be in if Jon finds out what you’ve been doing.

Bad kitty!! I like it!!!

I’d like to outsource my expenses to odie as well

It also gets rid of Odie for a while.

Odie’s tongue looks really long.

One time I was three miles tall.

Exercise whipping boy.

Perfect exercise for Garfield: Sitting in that recliner and “lifting” food to his mouth.

Outsourcing is usually paying someone to do something you can just as easily do yourself because it’s cheaper.

I feel like Odie’s tongue is getting larger over the years.

“I’d be pacing back and forth impatiently, but it’s easier to have Odie do it for me.”

My mom often talks about this very thing.