Garfield by Jim Davis for February 16, 2024

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    willispate  3 months ago

    no argument from any human or animal on that Garfield. I mean, look at the size of that Thermometer! What does she think Garfield is, A Brontosaurus?!

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    codycab  3 months ago

    Funny enough, this isn’t the only nightmare with Liz in it. Last time, she wasn’t a vet.

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    Mediatech  3 months ago

    She keeps it in the freezer.

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member 3 months ago

    What is Garfield eating to cause this rash of night terrors he’s been having? Is he having a midnight tryst with lasagna, followed by doughnuts?

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    Wilde Bill  3 months ago

    And then the colonoscopy will begin.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    All right, kids. Tomorrow the big one. Guess tomorrow nightmare and wins exciting prizes!

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member 3 months ago

    The worst part is that he has to hold it under his tongue, but she’s gonna insert it from his other end.

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    DaveG1960  3 months ago

    Rear wrecker….

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    maxmacrubymimi  3 months ago


    I didn’t think they had the nerve to do this one. I’m honestly impressed.

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    comic4matt  3 months ago

    John’s smile tells it all…

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    I need a burrito  3 months ago

    Tomorrow could provide us with nermal or lasagna nightmare

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    MichaelAxelFleming  3 months ago

    Liz will rectify the situation.

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  3 months ago

    Jon and Liz got over the “Dogdemic” illness, that hit them a couple days ago.

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    BenGMan  3 months ago

    Oof Garfield.

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member 3 months ago

    I have an idea. Just copy and paste the third panel.

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    Macushlalondra  3 months ago

    Oh no! This is the worst yet Garfield. Guess which end of you she’s gonna… OW!

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    cracker65  3 months ago

    Whatever he ate, he better not eat out again. He might not survive.

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    eced52  3 months ago

    Then why is Jon smiling?

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Besides impossible!

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    tessotcyrille  3 months ago

    plot twist: all those nightmare comics are part of a lucid dream (a dream where the person think they’re awake)

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    Garfield Fan 1949  3 months ago

    I guessed a Nermal call back to the original 1979 September 3rd where the last frame is the nightmare frame instead of “wake me up in a week”. I did not expect extreme **** penetration with a comically large **** thermometer by Liz!? Why does Jon look so pleased that this is happening!? What the heck was Jim THINKING MAKING A GARFIELD LIKE THIS!?

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    2AndFour  3 months ago

    The giant enema nightmare. Nasty. Especially for those of us who fear the urologist.

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    Garfield Fan 1949  3 months ago

    This is Garfield history for the weirdest Garfield comic, and during Lent as well.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wait until you see the Q-tip nasal swab she will use to test you for covid. Fun Fact: The Q stands for Quality and they were originally called Baby Gays. They were invented Valentine’s Day 1923.

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    PoochFan  3 months ago

    Every day is the worst one. Soon the first one he had won’t seem so bad. These are great gags.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  3 months ago

    which end is that headed for?

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    Clarence  3 months ago

    Reminds me of the 10/26/1986 comic strip

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Looks like a Wrecked-him thermometer.

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    kaycstamper  3 months ago

    Third time he’s said that recently.

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    Liz is giving a look like, “I’m going to clobber you with this.”

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    Grover Premium Member 3 months ago

    X-Rated comics. Not for kids

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    Just-me  3 months ago

    Yeah, that thermometer would be off-putting to me as well.

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    Mario500  3 months ago


    (imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)


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    njchris  3 months ago

    Just what did Garfield eat that has caused him to get weeks worth of nightmares.

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    flemmingo  3 months ago

    Is that the smallest rectal thermometer you have?

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    hayden.privitt42  3 months ago

    nermal living with garfield forever

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    preacherman  3 months ago

    Forget the length of the thermometer, the diameter alone would be a killer.

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    Angry Indeed  3 months ago

    When I was in the hospital for a tonsillectomy at the tender age of 7 along with my older sister, her temperature was measured in the mouth and mine was measured in the rectum. Just before before surgery, she got a shot in the arm and I got a shot in the kiester, after a struggle! Boy, did I hate that. My mother was an RN who worked at the hospital and all her fellow nurse buddies would check in on us. No you can see why I was angry, indeed!

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    Angry Indeed  3 months ago

    The extraterrestrials were out of town so Liz was hired to probe Garfields nether regions.

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    CaveCat87  3 months ago

    It could have been worse, it could have been like what happened in the first “Madagascar” film when Marty got a thermometer as a birthday present from Melman.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Another one?

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    With the size of that thing, it could go in one end and come out the other!

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    w16521  3 months ago

    Is that a rectal thermometer?

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    germanvisitor  3 months ago

    Is there a vibrating function?

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    That would be the time to request one of those no contact thermometers.

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    gfredrickson85  3 months ago

    I just hope it wasn’t a rectal thermometer

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    edmund_graham  3 months ago

    I suspect most people would panic at the sight of that

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    mail2jbl  3 months ago

    Biggest rectal thermometer ever!

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    anncorr339  3 months ago

    Getting sick of Garfield nightmares

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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    I’m in full agreement with Garfield on this one.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  3 months ago

    If it was something he ate, that is going to be a tough one to figure out.

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    Ron Bauerle  3 months ago

    Seems like this is worse:


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    cwg  3 months ago

    Bear in mind people, it’s the BIG end that goes in.

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