I was going to ask “What flavor of gravy?” since there is chicken, turkey, mushroom, sausage, etc. etc. And then I realized. “It’s Irma’s. It comes in one flavor. Gray.”
Well. Fragrances one likes to smell… Most people like to smell beeswax candles, right? I can tell that it is not so great if you work in a candle factory (as lovely as this is:-D) and you come home and can’t get rid of the smell, not even after a prolonged shower.
codycab 2 months ago
Hopefully Irma will also have sweet smelling fragrances, like cinnamon rolls!
hamandcheese 2 months ago
wow where can i get some?
Gameguy49 Premium Member 2 months ago
I’ll have some fries with that gravy!
tessotcyrille 2 months ago
well wait for the stall fried oil perfume
Gent 2 months ago
Careful Jon. Garfield may wants to eats you now.
BigDaveGlass 2 months ago
Any pizza fragrance?
DEACON FRED 2 months ago
HUH??
Troglodyte 2 months ago
Don’t like it? How about “Dishwasher fresh”?
nicholasguyatt 2 months ago
I… Might actually go for that.
2AndFour 2 months ago
This will not end well for Jon when the pets in the neighborhood get a scent of him.
LawrenceS 2 months ago
I was going to ask “What flavor of gravy?” since there is chicken, turkey, mushroom, sausage, etc. etc. And then I realized. “It’s Irma’s. It comes in one flavor. Gray.”
One of the 12 monkeys 2 months ago
What’s the diners address & do they do mail order ?
Jeffin Premium Member 2 months ago
Grease is the word.
edmund_graham 2 months ago
I can think of worse things to smell like in a diner
CaveCat87 2 months ago
Of all the dumb ideas that Jon has gone for, food-scented perfumes or fragrances will not end well.
Goat from PBS 2 months ago
I’ll take bacon-scented cologne.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago
These fragrances are very popular with the cannibal set. Preseasoned!
MRC112 2 months ago
I’ve said on many occasions that they should make a cologne of fried onions and bacon. Totally agree with Garfield. Fried chorizo smells good too.
Strawberry King 2 months ago
I love the ranch dressing cologne.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 2 months ago
That would explain Garfield’s smiling expression. Also, is this supposed to arouse or repulse Liz?
Thomas Overbeck Premium Member 2 months ago
Never thought Liz would be a Demon Slayer fan… :D
Clarence 2 months ago
If the signature fragrances were edible, it would’ve sold like hot cakes
Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago
No. He just farted
ʲᔆ 2 months ago
Jon smells like gravy, baby!
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Amra Leo 2 months ago
BACON!!
Calvinist1966 2 months ago
This week, Jon and Liz rather than Garfield and Arlene.
IndyW 2 months ago
Does she have liver and onions too???
replay1111 2 months ago
….. where can I get them?
hambrookmg 2 months ago
Irma runs a diner. When did she start selling perfumes?
Blu Bunny 2 months ago
Mmm, onion rings, that will keep people near you or away from you.
Smeagol 2 months ago
Eau de Lasagna.
lnrokr55 2 months ago
The miracle that is John having a girlfriend on full display! Only in the funny papers folks ! ;-)
silberdistel 2 months ago
Well. Fragrances one likes to smell… Most people like to smell beeswax candles, right? I can tell that it is not so great if you work in a candle factory (as lovely as this is:-D) and you come home and can’t get rid of the smell, not even after a prolonged shower.
w16521 2 months ago
Onion ring fragrance sounds nasty.
markkahler52 2 months ago
Egg drop soup just behind the ear; just a dab…
raybarb44 2 months ago
Oooo….,
C wolfe 2 months ago
Irma must use only one kind of gravy. Think I would skip the biscuit and sausage gravy there.
mail2jbl 2 months ago
Come on, Jon, shouldn’t you know by now not to buy anything from Irma’s Diner?
sincavage05 2 months ago
Bacon will have them coming back for more! BACON
eddi-TBH 2 months ago
I have seen bacon scented candles.
Barnabus Blackoak 2 months ago
I’ve never noticed gravy having a ‘smell’
cwg about 2 months ago
Just watch out for bears.