Gary Varvel for April 01, 2023

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    Flashaaway  6 months ago

    No smoke without fire Gary! Is it just coincidence that he’s got a track record of cons, grifts and pay-offs?

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    Will?  6 months ago

    Okay, now that Gary has predicted the future that won’t happen.

    How about we start talking about what will happen?

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    The Dem Veteran   6 months ago

    Why did Michael Cohen go to jail?What crime did he commit?If he is guilty then the person that told him to commit the crime and who benefited can’t be innocent

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    wagnerfax  6 months ago

    He will not only be the first former president to be indicted, he will set the record for the most indictments. Truly amazes me to see how much these hanger-on-ers cling to the False Orange Prophet thinking his time to face the law will never come. The Stormy Daniels trial is a softball game compared to what will come. I can’t wait to get the popcorn ready to see him respond to questioning. It will be an absolute $#!Tstorm.

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    dnie  6 months ago

    Federal investigators (7 years) found nothing to indict DJY on.2 days after BidenInc. Million$$$ from China hits news, Bragg/$oro$ changes topic (also just in time to start Election interference)…………. the $wamp live$.

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    2AndFour  6 months ago

    Just wait until January of 2025 when Trump returns and liars like Clinton, Bush, Obama and Biden get their devil’s due.

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    Havel  6 months ago

    So this possible scenario never entered anyone’s mind? Is this the standard (well it will rile up his base) by which all charges for committing crime are determined? Since he received 4 million(!!!) dollars in post indictment contributions, is this the ultimate proof that there’s no such thing as bad publicity? How much will he grift-oops, I mean get- if the other indictments occur (he’s got a real cottage industry going)? How many of the Senate GOP who voted to acquit him on the 2nd impeachment are regretting that?

    Enquiring minds want to know.

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    Stephen Runnels Premium Member 6 months ago

    April Fools! Not even Varvel believes non-Trumpers will now be motivated to support their orange leader.

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    TekoaMT  6 months ago

    He went to ACME?

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    suzalee  6 months ago

    No one is above the law in the United States of America. That’s the way it has to be if we are going to be a fair and free country. That’s why our ancestors fought against having a king, who was indeed above the law.

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    mourdac Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’s only appropriate that the sleaziest man to hold rhe presidency gets indicted ultimately for intimate relations with a porn star. Forget the electorate, can’t wait to see Melania’s reactions.

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    JoeBabbs  6 months ago

    When the GA grand jury indicts Trump, Gary can recycle the cartoon.

    Replace the donkey with Trump.

    Replace the “Trump Indictment” lettering on the TNT box with “Perfect Phone Call to Brad Raffensperger.”

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    Odon Premium Member 6 months ago

    Anyone want to place bets on future jury tampering?

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    davidthoms1  6 months ago

    Bringing a criminal to justice blows up in your face? Gary! Just say no to drugs!

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    old1953  6 months ago

    As per the usual, Varvel has managed to be stupid in every possible way.

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    dwturp  6 months ago

    Next up should be the indictment of Hillary for all of her crimes and then former president Bite-me and his drug abusing, ChiCom loving son!

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    Al Fresco  6 months ago

    Beep, Beep. Trump, the Roadrunner, wins again.

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    The Nodding Head  6 months ago

    Total outrage over the indictment of Trump, shrug and a quiet “tut tut” as bodies are ripped apart by AR15 slugs.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 6 months ago

    They are predicting that Trump will get more support from Republicans. This is highly likely as they also support the Jan Sixers!

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    Mainesailah Premium Member 6 months ago

    Looks like Gary collaborated with Lisa on this one. Donkeys being punished for believing in the truth…rinse…repeat.

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    walfishj  6 months ago

    f you truly thought that this is a dud, you wouldn’t be drawing BS like this.

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    MaryBethJavorek1  6 months ago

    this is just the first Gary, but keep sending your money in to He needs your paycheck along with the rest of the fools that listen to his bull$#!t

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    hfelder7219  6 months ago

    It wasn’t the Democrats that indicted Trump, it was a Grand Jury made up of ordinary citizens.

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    NobodyAwesome Premium Member 6 months ago

    Does anyone know where Varvel gets his drinks from? Those must be real good stuff. I would like to live in alternate reality every now and then. This one is quite painful most of the time.

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    Johnnyrico  6 months ago

    The indictment is a nothingburger. Trump isn’t going to prison. All this has done is make him more popular and raise at least $4 million since Thursday evening.

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    shannon1352  6 months ago

    New York has one of the weaker cases. Georgia has a mush better one with that “perfect” phone call.

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    Durak Premium Member 6 months ago

    Trumpians talk endlessly about “Trump Derangement Syndrome”. How so many are strangely fixated on poor Donald, and hate him needlessly.

    Seems to me that Varvel has “America Sucks Syndrome” (A.S.S.) Where he hates the institutions and foundations for American democracy. He’s not ready to allow the criminal justice system to do its work, he hates it because it challenges the wealthy and powerful.

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    Grandma Lea  6 months ago

    I hear today is republican fools day fools

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    Another Take  6 months ago

    SIX DAYS IN A ROW! I knew Gary couldn’t lay off the indictment even though his hand and his brain hurt from working so much.

    As for the comic – pretty good. However the negative consequences will be limited to Trump getting richer as people who can ill afford it send him money for his defense – because a “billionaire” really needs the help! P.T. Barnum would be so proud of TFG.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Funny April Fools joke Varvel

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    Another Take  6 months ago

    HEY GARY – NOW DO ONE WHERE: Trump is plunging his gold toilet and his more violent supporters are being flushed out the sewer pipe a few feet away. If there’s room, have a judge sentencing those supporters to prison like what happened to the Jan 6 people Trump riled up.

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    Bendarling1  6 months ago

    Swing and a miss. The party of law and order condoning illegal behavior and lawlessness

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    ChristopherBurns  6 months ago

    Kind of reminds me of the results of all the Republican investigations in congress. Not a one has been anything other than an embarrassment for the Republican Party.

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    Jack7528  6 months ago

    Trump raised 4 million in 24 hours since the indictment. Thanks Bragg!

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    Diane Lee Premium Member 6 months ago

    The Stormy Daniels mess is the least of his crimes. It is a shame that it is the first to be filed. He will be found guilty, get a slap on the wrist, and the MAGAts will consider it proof that all the charges against him are trivial.

    We have sworn testimony from multiple witnesses, most of them appointed by Trump’s administration, that the Trump administration and Trump himself spread the lie that the 2020 election wasn’t legitimate, starting even before the election, raised money with a campaign based on the idea that he was going to prove it, filed about 60 lawsuits to prove it, all of which were dismissed for lack of evidence, sent multiple tweets to his followers urging them to fight the “steal”, then called on his followers to come to “Big protest in DC on January 6th. Be there, will be wild!” Once they were there, he instructed the secret service to allow those with automatic weapons to come to the rally he was holding because “They’re not here to hurt ME”. Then he instructed people he knew to be heavily armed to march on the Capitol building to “fight”. He only called off the mob after three hours when it became evident that they were not going to be able to overthrow our democracy? And, pretty much all of this is supported by videotape. If this isn’t treason, what could possibly be considered treason? Possibly stealing top secret documents?If we are supposed to have any faith in the DOJ at all, they should quit waiting around for a 76 year old fat man to die and let them off the hook.

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    jack666 Premium Member 6 months ago

    So what is your point, Gary. You really think TFG is completely innocent of all possible charges or what? Maybe you believe he should be absolved of any possible charges? Please elucidate.

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    Jack Dawson  6 months ago

    If every politician who paid hush money to a woman were jailed there would not be enough people in Congress to form a quorum.

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    AndrewSihler  6 months ago

    Huh? Publicans are running around like headless chickens (a distinct improvement) and striving to outdo one another in blather and otiose invective.

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    ShadowMaster  6 months ago

    The court is unlikely to be as forgiving as the Republican Senate.

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    Frankfreak  6 months ago

    Is this how it looks to Republicans, not thinking that the lit fuse will still blow up the explosives.

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    GiantShetlandPony  6 months ago

    Cartoon can’t be more wrong.

    I love that Orange Traitor keeps throwing out that he is extorting Republicans with compromising pictures he’s taken at Mar a Lago, and likely other extortable info on Republican Politicians he’s received from his buddy Putin, from the RNC hacks.

    Make America Great Again, vote all the lying, cheating, grifting Republicans out of office.

    Vote Democratic, your freedoms depend on it.

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    bobniwri Premium Member 6 months ago

    So now it’s hands off criminals if they are of a certain Political Party?

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    Rich Douglas  6 months ago

    Nonsense. Democrats are loving it. This keeps Trump unbeatable in a primary, yet unelectable in the general election. Couldn’t ask for anything better.

    Republicans cannot be seen by their base to be downing Trump. That’s why they refused to do it despite Pelosi handing his head to them on a silver platter. Twice.

    No, they’re hoping the judicial system will do it for them, and they’ll try to blame Democrats for it. Nice plan, but with a major flaw: the justice system is slow. Trump will run while indicted, which will fire up his low-information base. This will deliver the primary to him. (There’s no one in the GOP who can take his base away from him.)

    But there’s simply no way Trump can prevail in the general election. The people who gave him the edge in 2016 gave up on him in 2020. He’s done nothing but push them further and further away since.

    Let’s go Brandon!

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    librarylady59  6 months ago

    If I had the money, I’d fly to NYC on Tuesday and stand toe to toe with Margie Mayhem thumbing my nose at her. Poor thing, she really hasn’t much going for her. And she is trying sooo hard to get his notice and make her VP.

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