Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 11, 2012
Bucky: Satchel... You can't read a book called "you are not your own master: the art of heeling." That's too pathetic for even dogs. Satchel: It argues that we dogs are happier when our freedom is limited, and I think I agree with that. Bucky: Are you sure this sin't supposed to be a gag? Satchel: It can't be. Rule number one is don't put stuff in your mouth.