Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 12, 2024

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    danjw2  2 months ago

    I fought the slaw, and the slaw won.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 2 months ago

    I like it, Netflix will pick it up. That’s why I dont have Netflix

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    eromlig  2 months ago

    Now, THAT’S funny!

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    Zykoic  2 months ago

    Brilliant!

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    franki_g  2 months ago

    kicked the football so hard, I lost mon petit chou

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    Then there would be a nationwide news effort to ban coleslaw!

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    John Sparks Premium Member 2 months ago

    I saw something like this once, but it wasn’t in Texas. It was almost a massacre, though. Or maybe a massacree like Arlo Guthrie sang about.

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    Jayalexander  2 months ago

    I’d pay to see that.

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    E.Z. Smith Premium Member 2 months ago

    His Royal Majesty Kong

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    Jeffin Premium Member 2 months ago

    Oh No. I actually laughed at this one. Maybe I’ve been in the sun too long?

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    Killraven  2 months ago

    I’d watch it!

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 2 months ago

    Since I’m generally only scared by things that make sense, I think Satchel did a better job.

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    geekboy_x  2 months ago

    I’d watch that.

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    SusieB  2 months ago

    Hope it was Ted Cruz ’s family reunion

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    grocks  2 months ago

    Not bad, Satch, but it doesn’t have the British tie-in. Maybe if the other food at the reunion was fish and chips …

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    pripley  2 months ago

    That’s gold, Satchel. Gold! (Spoken like Kenny Bania on Seinfeld)

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    PoodleGroomer  2 months ago

    The Texas Tuna Salad Massacre. You die only if you are lucky.

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    BlitzMcD  2 months ago

    For once, Satchel comes up with a real yuk. It’s hysterical. And historical.

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    formathe  2 months ago

    FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

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    catmom1360  2 months ago

    Made me really laugh.

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    Smeagol  2 months ago

    Good one Satch!!!

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    JLChi  2 months ago

    I worked in several restaurants in Texas years ago, all relatively expensive. At every single one, we had to check the plates and glasses for cockroaches before serving. When they had no clean dishes or utensils, I often saw other wait staff grab dirty ones and wipe them off with whatever was handy. We would eat dinner in the back room, and we would always ask someone to watch our plates for roaches when we had to run out to help a customer.

    The customers probably didn’t care. I once watched a group being seated at a table as a roach ran across it. One guy in the group smashed it with his hand and they all sat down and ordered dinner. He didn’t wash his hand. I’m not sure what happened to the corpse.

    Years later, I had to return to Texas for a business meeting. The company took me out to dinner. I ordered chocolate mousse for dessert. We were all talking and laughing and I put a spoonful of mousse in my mouth and gagged — the spoon was covered with stuck-on food. The manager refused to replace my mousse or remove it from the bill, saying he couldn’t see why I couldn’t eat it with a different spoon.

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    shawnc1959  2 months ago

    I’d watch the heck out of Satchel’s movie!

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    eb110americana  2 months ago

    That’s why they call him “cabbage patch Satch!”

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    norphos  2 months ago

    Oh Satchel, that is BRILLIANT!

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    jtburgess Premium Member 2 months ago

    Good one, Satch. :-)

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    Erichalfbee  2 months ago

    I can pronounce Bucky’s title, but I have no idea what the second bit means, the first part Llan means church, but ddyfnans?? (this would sound like thuvnans hard “th” as in “that”, y is like u as in under, single f is a v, double f (ff) is an f) Welsh.

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    Cural  2 months ago

    Plot twist: It was actually the Salmon Mousse!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 2 months ago

    Satchel’s idea is better. More relatable.

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    missyhyattfan  about 2 months ago

    I love it Satchel :-)

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