Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 16, 2025

It makes sense….I guess

Bison. I know Buffalo Bill wouldn’t approve and that colloquially bison are called buffalo in North America, but real buffalo are completely different beasts.

en.Wikipedia.Org/wiki/True_buffalo

Tastier than a hippopotamus.

Maybe clean up after?

Don’t let him "buffalo " you Satchel!

Another obstacle would be that if you are a bison/buffalo, the cat has a pancake point.

Like his hairballs or litter box

O buffalo, O buffalo, wherefore art thou, O buffalo?

Got ya buffaloed, ’eh?

Well, he’s not wrong…at least on the last point. Whenever we would get something new for the house, my mom would say; “It’s just another thing to dust.”

I would not come near a bison Bucky, especially during rutting season.

Bison from a city in western New York, who are bullied by other bison from that city, do themselves bully other bison from that city.

You could always have a smaller portion of buffalo. Like a snack, even. Maybe some buffalo chips…

So Satchel now readily admits to being a carnivore that would slaughter and eat buffalo. As usual, he’s not doing his own cause much good……