Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for August 11, 2022

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    bitsy twill  4 months ago

    Worst. Interview. Ever.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Today Valley Tech! Tomorrow the world!”

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    VegaAlopex  4 months ago

    Don’t insult us in Mensa. We don’t use it to make trouble and can see through con artists.

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    Charks  4 months ago

    “I’m in Mensa. My mind is quick. I’m modest. As for Valley Tech, I’ve been recruiting lots of transfers from Texas, Florida, and Western Pennsylvania.”

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    Mr Reality  4 months ago

    In all reality , if you’re a Mensa will you show the girl in the studio how to work her Texas Instrument Hand Calculator ?

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    Gil-doh!  4 months ago

    *SSHOLE!

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    Gil-doh!  4 months ago

    If you have to talk about how smart you are, how smart are you really, Big Hand Luke?

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    Gil-doh!  4 months ago

    P3 Meanwhile, Big Hand Luke’s side piece waits off to the side in the studio while he finishes schooling Marty.

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    Irish53  4 months ago

    “… I’m in Mensa…” …”… I’m brilliant…”…. “… I’m quick…”That’s three more lies right there

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    Irish53  4 months ago

    P 4: “…. Uh, make it through the season without doing something stupid and getting fired?…”

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    bearwku82  4 months ago

    P4- Have our janitor at VT complete a thorough disinfecting cleaning of our athletic facilities to remove the dry spittle accumulated during the tenure of my predecessor. Impressed by my vocabulary Marty?

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    hifirick1953  4 months ago

    Open enrollment

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    hifirick1953  4 months ago

    Why is this guy not coaching the Bears?? We need a genius.

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    jslabotnik  4 months ago

    If you were really in Mensa, you’d know it’s “Gil’s not as brilliant as I”

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    bearwku82  4 months ago

    The past few Summers, we have had characters come back and visit. HVB, The Don, H.E. Burns, Tru(e). C’mon Henry. Bring back someone we enjoy snarking at least for 2-3 weeks.

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    Jusbcuz  4 months ago

    Pac 12 basketball MVP AND Mensa? Uh huh. And with that resume, he’s not coaching major college or pro ball? He’s at a high school? Riiiiiight.

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    James St. John Smythe  4 months ago

    P 2.5: “I’m so smart, I made your shirt change from blue to orange and you never even noticed.”

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    rph9 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Why use 2 characters that have similar facial hair and haircuts, and the same color shirt. Need name tags to tell them apart……..

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    Bluedarter  4 months ago

    Marty: “Well, Gil is very high-ranking in Densa, a very select group that includes Herk the Mauler, peacock-believers and other luminaries, like me.”

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    Irish53  4 months ago

    P 3 girl’s thought bubble: “…I wonder if Gil is on Bumble?…”

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    chiphilton  4 months ago

    So Gil is brilliant, just not as brilliant as Luke.

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    Irish53  4 months ago

    Luke is great guy! Women want to be with him! Men want to be him! He’s adored by parents, players, and peers! Just ask him and he’ll tell you all about it!

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    rpaul33  4 months ago

    This is getting really stupid.

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    Mopman  4 months ago

    His defense of his accusation of Gil cheating, and Marty’s reply that it’s not like Gil, is that BHHL is in Mensa and Gil is not as brilliant. Case closed! This guy’s mind is quick all right. It’s just not coherent. And speaking of coherent, Mopped Up Thorp is not always coherent itself.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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    dadjo  4 months ago

    Girl in P3 cannot believe her TikTok video of this interview already has over a dozen views.

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    Mopman  4 months ago

    Hmm, is “girl who should be working but is playing on her phone” important, or just a random one panel character that we get occasionally? Is she currently texting Mimi about what she just heard? Could be in tomorrow’s strip we see Mimi getting a text and experiencing EES. Maybe even double EES!

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    Twainrdr  4 months ago

    P-1: So sheer, even Marty can see through it. Victoria’s Secret introduces it’s newest Négligée “The Luke”.

    P-2: I are smart!!!

    P-3: Token minority appearance of the day

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 4 months ago

    WAIT!! Marty has completely flipped, he has Multi Personality Disorder. Luke is actually Marty in a lame disguise, that’s why they look alike. And the interview is just his imagination, that’s why Luke’s name and shirt colors keep changing. In P3, the young lady is secretly taking a photo, because it’s just Marty by himself, doing the interview to an empty chair.

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    wesmorgan1  4 months ago

    All of this “My mind is quick! I’m in MENSA!” implies “…and I’ve concocted a cheating scheme so brilliant that no one in this podunk town will be able to see it until it’s too late! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!”

    So, how many strips until this guy falls? I’ll set the over/under at 15…

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    chiphilton  4 months ago

    Luke is also a lot like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.

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    bitsy twill  4 months ago

    “I’m in Mensa” is the nerdy cousin of “I do crossfit”.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Panel 1…

    I do believe that the word balloons are attributed to the wrong people.

    There is no way Big Hand Luke would say good things about Gil.

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    keri_thorp  4 months ago

    “C’mon, Keri, get in the minivan,” she said. “We’re going to visit you’re grandma who lives near the beach!…Why are you hesitating? You have such a suspicious nature! Why can’t you be more like your little brother?”

    Good thing I have Liam Neeson on speed dial.

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    metals24  4 months ago

    P2- …I’m smart! Not like everybody says… like dumb… I’m smart and I want respect! (The Gilfather will know what to do!)

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