Does…does this author know anything about football? (1) A coach doesn’t say “Blitz!” out loud; the other team might hear him, yes? (2) What the hell does “span out” mean? (3) Why is Kaz calling the plays and not Gil? (4) 21-21 after the first quarter? You mean each team has moved the ball down the field three times in 12 minutes?
This is just embarrassing.