Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for February 02, 2023

And by “campaign,” he means “train.” All aboard, unless you’re Toby…

Toby, you got your transition, have a hot blonde girlfriend, making big bucks selling vapes, sports hero, rainbow kicker extraordinaire, but you’re sad because you can’t have Keri, too? Don’t be greedy

P1- Pedro like Marty enjoys his sippy cup.

P2- Any idea what the “B” stands for on Toby’s Bucket hat?

P3- Reminds me when Anita walked out on John Winger. And then depression set in.

Sorry Keri, it’s not To Be.

Did we miss Pedro’s old campaign? No idea what he’s talking about.

P3" Toby’s head is hiding the “BR” from the EXIT sign. That campaign worked.

Yeah…. ‘Bye Toby’

P1 “Toby, you’re not wearing that silly disguise and stalking me, are you?”

P2 “Yeah it would be fun if you had any hang-worthy junk, little man. Now take this cash and go away. Oh, how about if you join my anti-vaping campaign?”

P3 (Out of frame) ToBe gropes himself and realizes it’s Not ToBe with Keri as he sadly realizes he will never measure up as a man.

What did the kid just order that required that many bills?

What a great plot! Tobi, who only thinks they’s a guy, wants Keri, who thinks they’s a tree, a rock, or some other inanimate, sexless object, who’s teasing Pedro, who thinks they’s a girl.

At least they aren’t expecting free food and stiffin’ him on a tip on his first day like that doofus kid in Foxtrot did this this week.

Is that a D and D term? Tobies new Ferrari will get her attention.

Hey, isn’t this the dude that Jami was playing Dungeons & Dragons with a couple weeks ago? It makes sense since he lives in fantasy worlds, including campaigning and scoring with Keri.

Keri seems to be a little tart that gets around.

Ball of confusion thats what gil thorp is these days

When did the Bucket get those snappy unis and the terrific paper hats?

For years our newspaper ran GIL THORP in the Sports section.I haven’t been reading it (now in Comics section) for years.I thought I’d get back in it.What has happened?From one day to the next there is no continuity between the strips.One day girls are fighting. The next day it’s the middle of a ballgame. Some coach hates Gil’s guts, that’s football. Then we’re in the final minutes of a basketball game. The day after that boys are dealing in drugs.What’s with all that?!?

Toby working. Toby can’t play D&D. Toby reconsidering his choices. Toby sad. If you don’t want to be sad like Toby, then go and read today’s episode of Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P1- “Today. So do you want a refill or not?”

P2- “A threesome? I’m in, I mean out, well maybe both.”

P3- (thought bubble) “Five bucks? That’s not even enough for new eyelashes!”

Can’t wait until we see a Pedro/Toby interaction like today’s Judge Parker

Why is Toby so Mopey? He’s already got a girl 10x hotter than “Princess”

So… about Mimi’s implied lesbian golf orgy… we getting back to that?