Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for March 03, 2023

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    Klubble  7 months ago

    Is P2 part of Mopped Up Thorp? And why is he sweating without having lifted yet?

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    Klubble  7 months ago

    After his son quit the team, Luke was not able to wear his #1 Dad shirt under penalty of law.

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    Klubble  7 months ago

    Isn’t this for Milford students? It doesn’t seem like anyone can just sign up for this…I recall Luke’s “you’re out of your territory” comment when raising funds at the Food King. and why would he want to reaise funds for the enemy’s school?

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    kdizzle  7 months ago

    This guy puts the jerk in clean and jerk

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    Jacob Mattingly   7 months ago

    GENTLEMAN, LADIES AND OTHERS, WE HAVE A LIFT OFF. Is this everything I hoped for. Yes. Is it more since gil is shockingly claping back? Yes.

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    Charks  7 months ago

    After Luke suffers an accident during his lift, Gil will save his life.

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    Gil-doh!  7 months ago

    P1 “That’s Luke @$%! Martinez, Gil @$%! Thorp!”

    P2 Is it just me, or do BHHL’s sweat droplets shed hair too?

    P3 “Your just in time for your event, jerk…errrr…the jerk, Luke.”

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    Trespassers W  7 months ago

    And if there is anything Gil knows about, it is bars! Especially low ones.

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    bearwku82  7 months ago

    Luke is already coming in hot, sweating more than an obese eating champ at his favorite greasy spoon. Gil gets off a great opening zinger before squatting and sharting in perfect rhythm.

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    huskiecoach  7 months ago

    P3 – Ohh, snap! Gil joining the ranks of Snarkers.

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    Rob McLean  7 months ago

    Adults? Isn’t Gil about 20 years older than Luke?

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    dadjo  7 months ago

    Amazing how Luke was able to grow all that shoulder and arm hair from P1 to P2.

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    ranelson43  7 months ago

    When I lift, it helps to talk/snark. Kills the reps, but I win zing.

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    jimvielbig  7 months ago

    Coach Luke Obnoxious has some lovely hairy shoulders, doesn’t he?

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    wesmorgan1  7 months ago

    Tomorrow: Luke’s wife shows up and berates him publicly, Pedro (with Keri present) apologizes to GilPa for his father’s actions (Gil, tersely: “It isn’t your fault, son.”), and Milford closes the Lift-a-thon with more than $10K in donations.

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    mgbbobby  7 months ago

    Good comeback, Gilpa

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    Irish53  7 months ago

    P 4 (Gil): “…and do you have actual pledges lined up or did you just come here to get in the way?…”

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    Irish53  7 months ago

    P 1.5 (Gil): “…sure!…where are they?…”

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    Twainrdr  7 months ago

    P-1: Henry wins the Sherlock with a reference to Nat King Cole, while Luke poses like a teenager by putting his fists behind his biceps to make them look bigger.

    P-2: Gil’s first snark that everyone missed and the reason Luke is sweating.

    P-3: Dear Gil, you can’t lower the bar! The weights have holes in their middle. The size of the weight, oh…you know!

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    hifirick1953  7 months ago

    I hope this storyline at least solves their financial problems.

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    James St. John Smythe  7 months ago

    P2, 3: Is Gil +1 DAD or #1 DAD?

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    Klubble  7 months ago

    P1: No shoulder hair. P2: Shoulder hair. Does his hair shed and grow that fast?

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    lemonbaskt  7 months ago

    The vape boys will donate a 100 bucks if gil can lift a 100 pounds

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    Klubble  7 months ago

    P3: Marty hears “bar” and calls his sponsor.

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    Mopman  7 months ago

    Wow, I didn’t realize Gil’s awesome comeback at first. I was just thinking he was saying they’d lower the target weight. But it’s a height jab. Oh, Gil, I thought you had more class, even if you’re talking to an áss. Hey, I’m a poet and don’t know it! And speaking of knowing, did you know that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is here?

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    tdrewhardin  7 months ago

    One thing I can say about P2. If they ever do “Caesar Wins The Lift-a-Thon On The Planet of the Apes” and Luke is cast as one of Aldo’s gorillas, they’ll save a fortune not having to use a costume or use any makeup. If they do(really unnecessary), he’ll be the only gorilla who blows kisses at himself in a mirror. But that’s another story.

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