Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for March 03, 2023

Is P2 part of Mopped Up Thorp? And why is he sweating without having lifted yet?

After his son quit the team, Luke was not able to wear his #1 Dad shirt under penalty of law.

Isn’t this for Milford students? It doesn’t seem like anyone can just sign up for this…I recall Luke’s “you’re out of your territory” comment when raising funds at the Food King. and why would he want to reaise funds for the enemy’s school?

This guy puts the jerk in clean and jerk

GENTLEMAN, LADIES AND OTHERS, WE HAVE A LIFT OFF. Is this everything I hoped for. Yes. Is it more since gil is shockingly claping back? Yes.

After Luke suffers an accident during his lift, Gil will save his life.

P1 “That’s Luke @$%! Martinez, Gil @$%! Thorp!”

P2 Is it just me, or do BHHL’s sweat droplets shed hair too?

P3 “Your just in time for your event, jerk…errrr…the jerk, Luke.”

And if there is anything Gil knows about, it is bars! Especially low ones.

Luke is already coming in hot, sweating more than an obese eating champ at his favorite greasy spoon. Gil gets off a great opening zinger before squatting and sharting in perfect rhythm.

P3 – Ohh, snap! Gil joining the ranks of Snarkers.

Adults? Isn’t Gil about 20 years older than Luke?

Amazing how Luke was able to grow all that shoulder and arm hair from P1 to P2.

When I lift, it helps to talk/snark. Kills the reps, but I win zing.

Coach Luke Obnoxious has some lovely hairy shoulders, doesn’t he?

Tomorrow: Luke’s wife shows up and berates him publicly, Pedro (with Keri present) apologizes to GilPa for his father’s actions (Gil, tersely: “It isn’t your fault, son.”), and Milford closes the Lift-a-thon with more than $10K in donations.

Good comeback, Gilpa

P 4 (Gil): “…and do you have actual pledges lined up or did you just come here to get in the way?…”

P 1.5 (Gil): “…sure!…where are they?…”

P-1: Henry wins the Sherlock with a reference to Nat King Cole, while Luke poses like a teenager by putting his fists behind his biceps to make them look bigger.

P-2: Gil’s first snark that everyone missed and the reason Luke is sweating.

P-3: Dear Gil, you can’t lower the bar! The weights have holes in their middle. The size of the weight, oh…you know!

I hope this storyline at least solves their financial problems.

P2, 3: Is Gil +1 DAD or #1 DAD?

P1: No shoulder hair. P2: Shoulder hair. Does his hair shed and grow that fast?

The vape boys will donate a 100 bucks if gil can lift a 100 pounds

P3: Marty hears “bar” and calls his sponsor.

Wow, I didn’t realize Gil’s awesome comeback at first. I was just thinking he was saying they’d lower the target weight. But it’s a height jab. Oh, Gil, I thought you had more class, even if you’re talking to an áss. Hey, I’m a poet and don’t know it! And speaking of knowing, did you know that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is here?

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

One thing I can say about P2. If they ever do “Caesar Wins The Lift-a-Thon On The Planet of the Apes” and Luke is cast as one of Aldo’s gorillas, they’ll save a fortune not having to use a costume or use any makeup. If they do(really unnecessary), he’ll be the only gorilla who blows kisses at himself in a mirror. But that’s another story.