Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for August 27, 2022

Will it keep you from “streaking”?

Feature on new washer/dryers is WiFi.

“What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin’ on here?”

Humidity and wind speed for starters, probably pollen and particulate counts as well.

You could get arrested for putting them on inside-out.

It could be embarrassing when they start to beep in a crowd. But then, there’s the silent ‘vibrate’ mode to consider. You might need the optional auxiliary battery pack. You do you.

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I’m trademarking the brand, “Pornpanties.”

I think I’d worry more about about any accidental downloads

You mean after you download?