Two zombies are getting married. The groom hands the bride a severed hand.
Groom: Do you take this hand?
Until death do you apart.. wait, oops….???
Ooooh – brain cake!
Later she will take him for an arm and a leg in the divorce.She will leave him for irreconcilable differences.He kept falling apart at inoppertune moments of their relationship.
An alternate ending to “Corpse Bride.”
That’s not even your own hand! Cheater…