Why airports are so busy during the holidays
An airline help desk is flooded with turkeys in various disguises trying to leave to run away from the impending doom of thanks giving
They’re getting out of town fast!
Free range turkeys.
Yeah…they do.They can run like crazy but cant fly very far….too much meat….meat…yummy meat….yummy yummy meat….white and dark…basting in the oven…..stuffed…..Sorry…wandered off for a minute.
Love the fake mustaches stuck to the beaks! : D
Wouldn’t knowDon’t fly or go to malls this time a year…
Yesterday, “Wordless” had them sneaking across the Mexican border.
Wild Turkey (101, of course), peppermint schnapps & hot chocolate: A Snowshoe…mmmmmm.
I don’t know why the turkeys think that they’ll be spared if they leave. They’re just going somewhere else to never return because they get eaten wherever they decide to go to try and get away. Truth is, they can never be free. NEVER