Reindeer: They're just like us!
They have their elf on their shelf. They skim Christmas letters. They wear ugly sweaters. They regift fruitcake.
A reindeer is shown illustrating the various actions paralleling them to humans.
I don’t have an elf on my shelf…I have 3 gargoyles…and I do not & will not, wear Christmas Sweaters!
The elf on the shelf reports back to Santa, informing him of good and bad behavior.
I have a stuffed penguin on my telly (shelf, since the telly is now too thin to hold the penguin). Over the holidays the penguin puts on a red-and-green ribbon necktie.
I think the sweater is pretty.