A zombie sits with a woman meeting her for a dating service. She looks at a piece of paper and at the zombie in increasing concern.
Zombie: I don't care about looks. I'm mostly interested in brains.
I guess that rules out any right wing Republicans
At least the leaders of the present bunch. There are perfectly fine conservatives, they’re just trying to hide until the others self-destruct.
And her name is Eileen..
I would date the lady wearing the pink lipstick!
She’s footloose and gluten-free