What to do with the pumpkin that's still on your porch.
Pick-up soccer game.
Smash it yourself in the street and briefly relive your teenage glory days.
That is so true. In our apartment complex there is an old pumpkin sitting on the back porch of a neighbor. I know they probably forgot it. I am waiting for it to grow into a new life form.
Pumpkin smoothie for the neighbor’s pot belly pig