A man and his animals sit sick in his living room. They're all watching the newscaster on television also have the same cold.
Man: This cold really went viral.
I like the different-sized ice caps. =)
Everybody and their brother is sick right now, and I’m praying that I don’t catch it. The last thing I need is to be forced to take unpaid sick days.
It seems I am to spend this winter freezin’, sneezin’, aching and I must not forget the coughing. Oh please hurry up Spring!