Half Full by Maria Scrivan for June 28, 2022

Relaxing is alright, but watch out for high tide.

First thing, take off your coat and loosen your tie.

Some folks really need the help.

He is so relaxed, someone stole his shoes!

Sad that someone would need to read a book to learn how to relax

Baby steps…

He was seaside sittin’, just a smokin’ and a drinkin’ on ringsideOn top of the world, oh, yeahHe had his drink in his hand he had his toes in the sand and whoaAll he needed was a beautiful girl, ah, yeah

doesn’t this person remind you of “Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist”?

How to relax: sit on the beach wearing a three piece suit instead of swim trunks.

He’s bound to fail, and get a very sunburned bald spot on his head.

I relate to this poor shmuck. It took me most of my vacation to remember how to vacation.

…for dummies.

…in bed.

…just sayin’.