Half Full by Maria Scrivan for June 29, 2022

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    One time I was two minutes old.

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    Three Steps Over Japan  5 months ago

    Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? You look so fetching!

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    Zykoic  5 months ago

    Running errands with my dog in the car and precisely at 5:00PM, her dinner time, she just starts staring at me without blinking. So I’m in traffic, stopped at a crowded intersection, explaining that she gets dinner after errands. I got a few stares from adjacent drivers!

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    blunebottle  5 months ago

    This must be Feed Your Dog Day or something- Harry Bliss did a similar joke today.

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    Jml58  5 months ago

    It was full thirty seconds ago.

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    Copy-&-Paste  5 months ago

    Dear Diary…?? Better still writing ‘Dear Abby’

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    SheMc  5 months ago

    Dear Diary? you need to be contacting animal abuse!!!

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    pumaman  5 months ago

    The diary is a single sheet of paper?

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    Lee26 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Cats are like “It’s one minute to feeding time and still no food?”

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Everyday Tigger wakes me at the same time…and sits and stares at me when it’s treat time…lol

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    LOLBeth  5 months ago

    That dog has been hanging out with cats too much.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 5 months ago

    It took a lot of hospital visits with my dog for her to learn that when we are working, she just might eat late that day. Otherwise, at home, she leans on me about 15 minutes before dinner. Just in case. For snack time, I have Alexa announce it and there are no confusions there. Some dogs (like mine) take time for meals and snacks very, very seriously.

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    Now 2 minutes past…now 3 minutes past…

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    Katzi428  5 months ago

    My cats are the same way! They jump on my desk like they’re starving!!

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    thejanith Premium Member 5 months ago

    Normally, I give the dog a snack and go upstairs at 8:00 p.m. This one’s not super-accurate. Some time from 7:45 to 8:05, she will come and tell me it’s time to go. That is so cute!

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