Half Full by Maria Scrivan for August 17, 2022

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    Yeah, he does look a little funny with his nose painted completely white.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    He is just promoting a new brand of chewing gum.

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    distortion  3 months ago

    That’s some bad hat, Harry.

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    dlkrueger33  3 months ago

    I rather like it! LOL

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    At least he isn’t holding up a “Jaws” pennant.

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    pheets  3 months ago

    … watch out for the old ‘take your dog named Shark to the beach’ action..

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    ….and he’s not whistling Dixie

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    Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Given the shark attacks this summer, including several children now in need of artificial limbs, I’m not sure this is all that funny. YMMV

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    Igor51  3 months ago

    Actually it would serve as a reminder to swimmers to be alert.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sittin’ in the mornin’ sun

    I’ll be sittin’ when the evenin’ comes

    Watching the waves roll in

    Then I watch ’em roll away again, yeah

    I’m sittin’ on the lifeguard chair

    Watchin’ the tide roll away, ooh

    I’m just sittin’ on the lifeguard chair

    Wastin’ time

    I left my home in Georgia

    Headed for the Frisco Bay

    ‘Cause I’ve had nothin’ to live for

    It look like nothin’s gonna come my way

    So I’m just gon’ sittin’ on the lifeguard chair

    Watchin’ the tide roll away, ooh

    I’m sittin’ on the lifeguard chair, wastin’ time

    Look like nothin’s gonna change

    Everything still remains the same

    I can’t do what ten people tell me to do

    So I guess I’ll remain the same, yes

    Sittin’ here restin’ my bones

    And this loneliness won’t leave me alone, listen

    Two thousand miles, I roam

    Just to make this chair my home

    Now I’m just gon’ sit, at the lifeguard chair

    Watchin’ the tide roll away, ooh yeah

    Sittin’ on the lifeguard chair

    Wastin’ time

    With apologies to Otis Redding & Steve Cropper

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