Half Full by Maria Scrivan for August 21, 2022

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    AllishaDawn  5 months ago

    My ice cream truck always seemed to be playing Do Your Ears Hang Low

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    Turnhandle  5 months ago

    Mine always played Turkey in the Straw, but apparently that is now deemed politically incorrect.

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    blunebottle  5 months ago

    Alternate words to Turkey in the Straw:

    ♫ Well I went around the corner and I walked around the block

    And I walked right in to a donut shop

    And I picked up a donut right out of the grease

    And I handed the lady a five-cent piece. ♫

    ♫ Well she looked at the nickel and she looked at me

    And she said: “This nickel’s no good to me.

    There’s a hole in the middle and it goes right through

    Said I: “There’s a hole in you donut, too!” ♫

    Jump in the breadbox- you crumb!

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    Olddog04  5 months ago

    The Halloween candy has been out here since the first of August.

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    Pet  5 months ago

    It’s end of August and the Christmas stuff is on the top shelf, while the Halloween stuff is on the middle shelf…..Can we please enjoy the rest of summer first?

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    goboboyd  5 months ago

    A reminder to wallow in the season, and ice cream, now. And often.

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    spaceagesoul  5 months ago

    Not much worse than the sound of flip-flops.

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    paullp Premium Member 5 months ago

    There was a time when, hearing the music of the ice cream truck, I’d come running — and it wouldn’t matter a bit what music was playing.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Too early? They already have Halloween stuff out….ugh

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  5 months ago

    If you have two left feet the sound is “flop, flop.”

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    oakie817  5 months ago

    126 Shopping Days Until Christmas!!

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    Katzi428  5 months ago

    It bugs me that a couple of cable channels are airing holiday movies RIGHT after Halloween . (can’t they wait until the day after Thanksgiving? )

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    lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 5 months ago

    You forgot to include the sound pavement makes when it fails due to heat too intense for it.

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