Half Full by Maria Scrivan for November 30, 2022

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    oldpine52  4 months ago

    He smells, therefor he needs a bath.

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    angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago

    Look at him prance. He’s excited about sniffing.

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    blunebottle  4 months ago

    The philosophy of dogs everywhere.

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    Especially if there are dogs of the opposite sex around.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    He could come up with a lot more if he was unleashed.

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    “I sniff, therefore I am.”

    Does that meant that I should get a head cold in order to prove that I exist?

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    pathamil  4 months ago

    The guy leading the dog must be René Descartes. I thought he disappeared when the bartender asked him if he wanted another drink and he said:

    I think not…

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    HappyDog{ᴰᵒ ᵁ ᴿᵉᵃᵈ ᴮᵒᶻᵒˀ} Premium Member 4 months ago

    He could say the same thing about wagging.

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    Pantaloons make it easy. But no less embarrassing.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Rene DeCartes was a drunken fart….” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtgKkifJ0Pw

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    …maybe you should walk in front of me☺️

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    stamps  4 months ago

    “I yam what I yam.” — Mr. Potato Head’s cousin.

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