Half Full by Maria Scrivan for February 26, 2024

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 3 months ago

    Platitudes that don’t kill me will only make me stronger.

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    Sue Ellen  3 months ago

    Everything happens for a reason.

    What goes around comes around

    It’s the thought that counts.

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    TStyle78  3 months ago

    This is an oldie from seven years ago.

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 3 months ago

    A preponderance of platitudes.

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    Kaputnik  3 months ago

    Rubes from February 24th has essentially the same joke.

    But if, as TStyle78 says above, this is a 7 year old rerun, then Maria Scrivan was there first.

    I know, I know. It’s hard to come up with original jokes. And it’s even harder to be sure that nobody beat you to it.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Awwww he’s adorable!

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Get over it.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    She has a Pocket full of platitudes

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    Sir Isaac  3 months ago

    I think it was Leno who visited a guy who had a joke collection and claimed any joke could be found in his file cabinet. They were categorized and cross-referenced and no matter how hard Leno tried the guy could find that joke in his collection, i.e., there are no new jokes.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Que sera, sera.Just roll with it.Into every life a little rain must fall.

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