Half Full by Maria Scrivan for April 22, 2024

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    blunebottle  about 2 months ago

    Funny, I was just talking about this sort of thing with a friend this afternoon.

    MOM: Doug, have you seen my glasses?

    DOUG: They’re on your head, dummy!

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Can I borrow your glasses? I can’t read your sign.

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    phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I assume she’s offering a spec-tacular reward.

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    akachman Premium Member about 2 months ago


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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    Better yet, join the pool, as to when she’ll find her glasses herself.

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    Kaputnik  about 2 months ago

    As I get older, I do occasionally have to take my glasses off to peer at something up close, even though I have progressive lenses. But I’ve never understood pushing them back on one’s head like that. Don’t you smear the lenses?

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago

    Ha! Stay out of the Sun whatever you do!

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    NCGalFromNJ  about 2 months ago

    I’m always misplacing my glasses. Drives me crazy.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 2 months ago

    Off the top of my head, I’d say they’re on the top of your head.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Don’t look now but I think I found them.

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    waltermgm  about 2 months ago

    How did she see well enough to write up the ‘lost’ sign?

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    Bill The Nuke  about 2 months ago

    Yesterday my wife got in my truck and then said she had to go back in the house to get her sunglasses. She was wearing them.

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