Half Full by Maria Scrivan for January 17, 2025

Yoda, put out that cigarette- don’t you know it will stunt your growth?

Or … “It’s time my resolutions to quit.”

Make better resolutions

All that stashed holiday chocolate is about to suddenly disappear. It’s a magical time.

Yoda word order jokes gotten old have.

I once named a kitten Yoda because he had such big ears. He grew to fit them (21 lbs). Biggest, sweetest fluff of love ever.

tokes, yoda does

Blee-eer dit! (That’s an R2 unit’s way of saying “shaken, not stirred” — and lots of other stuff…)

Cheers!

I don’t believe Yoda ever used contractions.