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Heart of the City by Steenz for March 11, 2000
March 10, 2000
March 12, 2000
Transcript:
Dean: So, whose poem did you end up stealing, copycat? Heart: Nobody's. I couldn't do it. I wrote my own. Dean: Oh. Well, that's good news! Heart: Yeah, now guess the bad news: once again my work didn't make it onto the smiley good work bulletin board.Dean: Well, I'm proud of ya', Heart! At least you can say you tried your best and you didn't compromise your integrity! Heart: Yeah, my strong moral fiber is always in the way. At this rate, I'll never get rich.
The best way to get rich is to either inherit it (and pretend you’re “self-made”), or to abandon all moral reason and ethics in the pursuit of profit. In other words, you shoulda stolen the ideas of others.