Heart of the City by Steenz for August 19, 2000
Mom: Oh, Heart, what are we going to do about this room of yours?! Heart: I say we rope it off and preserve it just as it is...Then, when I'm rich and famous people will come from miles around to see how I lived! Every out-of-place sock will be a treasure, every peeling poster a monument! Mom: Get crackin', Elvis. Heart: Think, Mom! I could be vacuuming up millions as we speak!