a heart flashback
heart: little trouble with the plastic wrap? mom: The "buy one, get 10 free" sign should have tipped me off.
what could two people possibly do with 11 rolls of plastic wrap (aside from make themselves look like Egyptian mummies)?
That’s some strong wrap! I’m sure it has its uses!
Such a deal.
It isn’t called Klingon foil for no reason. You have to curse like a Klingon to use it properly.
Stick it in the freezer for a few days. That’s supposed to help. I also use scissors instead of the cutting edge. I definitely know that works.
My name for that dratted wrap is Swear and Tear!
I bought five rolls of Saran Wrap on sale, and never could find a Saran…
Let’s face it. We’re foiled.