Herman by Jim Unger for April 27, 2017

  1. Airhornmissc
    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 7 years ago

    What does it taste like?

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  2. Cat29
    x_Tech  about 7 years ago

    That would be the peas.

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  3. The shadow
    Ubintold  about 7 years ago

    Beans ?

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    Adiraiju  about 7 years ago

    It’s black gravel. She dropped it in the driveway.

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  5. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member about 7 years ago

    He don’t want any more of this army life.

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  6. Pirate63
    Linguist  about 7 years ago

    Never eat at a restaurant named Mom’s !

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    dflak  about 7 years ago

    “Do you want chicken or beef?” – “Bring one and see if I can guess.”

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    “Well, this is new: green lettuce and brown meat instead of the other way around.”

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    “What was this when it was alive? … Was it ever alive?”

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    “How long had this been dead before you scraped it off the pavement?”

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    dflak  about 7 years ago

    I forgot one: “Let’s start with animal, vegetable or mineral?”

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  about 7 years ago

    With trembling lip, she asks, “Does everything have to have a name.”

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  10. Pirate63
    Linguist  about 7 years ago

    “Home Cooking” – The reason I left home.

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