Herman by Jim Unger for May 22, 2022

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    AtariDragon  3 months ago

    My dad loves golf. He tried to get me to take it up by teaching me all these “rules”. He should have gotten me to love the game first.

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    C  3 months ago

    Miniature golf, snow golf and I guess yoga golf now

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    Farside99  3 months ago

    If this works, by the next tournament every golfer will be doing it.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  3 months ago

    No matter if playing golf, sweeping the floor or getting run down while walking with my umbrella – I always look like this…

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    Dirty Dragon  3 months ago

    [Spins] “Right foot blue.”

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Contortionist Golf.

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    Golf: The sport that I will never understand how it became a sport.

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    Same as the game of life, you gotta live it before you can begin to respect the rules.

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Golf is definitely not a game for pacifists.

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    rshive  3 months ago

    The “minor adjustments” one does to hit it better seem endless sometimes.

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    drycurt  3 months ago

    I learned from my very short foray into golf to only adjust one thing at a time.

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    smartty cat Premium Member 3 months ago

    ….time to go back to the Club house for lobster salad served with replacement theory rants a’la mode. Mousketeer DeSantis the best Gov never.

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    dflak  3 months ago

    I tried golf for a brief while. I can understand how some people would like playing it. It does get one outdoors and if you walk and carry your own clubs, it’s decent exercise.

    However, I found out two things about golf: people that do it (1) have money and (2) don’t own a home that requires things like mowing the lawn or cleaning the gutters or painting anything.

    I find it exceptionally boring to watch on TV and I’ve heard that relatively few people do watch it, but those that do buy the products advertized.

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    dflak  3 months ago

    My theory on sports: the bigger the ball and the higher the score, the more popular the game.

    Basketball and football fit this description.

    Soccer has a big ball, but the scores are low.

    Baseball has a middle-sized ball and the scores are moderate.

    Golf has a tiny ball and the objective is to have a low score.

    Hockey has low scores and doesn’t even use a ball, but like golf, it uses sticks.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    In advance…F. O. R. E. !

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    And, with practice, your post swing swearing will become more natural. We all talk a good game.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 3 months ago

    Positive Impact Golf by Brian Sparks for those who would just like to play the game AND not kill your body trying

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    yankfan25  3 months ago

    My mother-in-law tried to “teach” me once. This is exactly how I felt. No way I could ever hit that ball standing the way she wanted me to.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    lmao yep

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    William Green Premium Member 3 months ago

    Reminds me of an episode of ‘The Honeymooners’ in which Ralph tries to learn the game to play with his boss. That episode featured one of the funniest lines ever spoken on TV when the two of them are trying to figure out what is meant by the instruction book’s advice to ‘address the ball’. Ed thinks he has it and says:

    “Step up, plant your feet firmly and….. Hello Ball!”.

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    funny_jack  3 months ago

    I am no longer allowed to play that game.

    I think it had to do with my score, I couldn’t make as many points as everyone else.

    I don’t know why everyone had such an attitude and all.

    I mean, they all would finish with really good scores, like 82, 79 or even 90 something. I just couldn’t get any higher than 65 or 64, but once I got a 70. But I just never could get up to their level.

    I guess that’s why they don’t let me play anymore, I was holding them back, I guess.

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    It looks like he is ready for a game of “Twister”

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    Bruce388  3 months ago

    Timothy Gallwey wrote several books including The Inner Game of Golf. He also wrote a book on tennis.

    He was a teaching pro in tennis. He decided to write down everything he had to do to hit a good forehand. He stopped after the 40th line.

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    If he hits anything, it’s going to be you!!!

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Kinda reminds me of the animated cartoons where the golfer twists himself in place, then lets go and really whacks the ball!

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    I know who I would hit with that club.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  3 months ago

    You don’t have to be good at Golf to make money at it, just be a good salesman.

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