Herman by Jim Unger for August 08, 2022

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    Fountowizdum  4 months ago

    I want one

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    sirbadger  4 months ago

    Do they come with seatbelts or parachutes?

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    Zykoic  4 months ago


    Only Sheiks can afford the flying carpets.

    We get camels and donkeys.

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    After prices come down for Tesla vehicles, SpaceX is perfected, and Twitter is fully acquired, Elon Musk has his eye on Flying Carpet technology. This is arumorthatijustmadeup, and you heard it here first … (—

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    tremaine53  4 months ago

    You’d think by now that flying carpets would have seat belts installed as original equipment, but evidently NOT!

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    Prawnclaw  4 months ago

    Arab in Glasgow shaking dust off his carpet at his front door, Jimmy calls to him “Fits the matter Abdul, will it nae start?”

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    e.groves  4 months ago

    Are air bags optional?

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    rossevrymn Premium Member 4 months ago

    I mean by that logic Abdul still couldn’t use that thing………………………….wait, firebird gunner, opspecial, sammy snyder, kat and alfred brown, here’s another conspiracy theory. The Saudis have developed a flying carpet, however, OPEC has been squelching its release for half a century. ……………………………..ultra ammosexual, doesn’t believe in The Flying Carpet Scandal, however, he has contributed money to FLYCARPAC.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    If everyone got a flying carpet, there wouldn’t be as much of a demand for oil.

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    Buspopcod  4 months ago

    Wouldn’t be long before the FAA required all owners to get a flying carpet pilot’s license.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    They’re high almighty and lofty alright! Controlling oil prices and flow….along with OPEC…..

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    IshkaBibel1  4 months ago

    Qatar spent their oil money making the entire country run on renewables. Particularly important as they need desalinizers for the water supply

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    Some new electric flying carpets have 350 camel power

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    l3i7l  4 months ago

    What I want to know is – How often, and how long does one need to shuffle their feet across the carpet to fully recharge it?

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    MikeJanus Premium Member 4 months ago

    No idea what this is about or why it’s supposed to be funny.

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    Stat_man99  4 months ago

    Forget the Jetson’s flying car, let’s get these…….

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    Mediatech  4 months ago

    Weaving through traffic.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  4 months ago

    Trying to ruin a lucrative set-up.

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