Herman by Jim Unger for February 01, 2023

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    Crow Eatery  8 months ago

    Gay bar?

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    Farside99  8 months ago

    Joe’s gonna get a whoopin’. You’re in for it next.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 8 months ago

    Oh, this oughta be good. I hope it’s part one of a series.

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    rshive  8 months ago

    Just in case you’re not thrilled.

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    Lady loves a joke  8 months ago

    Joe will say, “I’m on your side, Bill.. but even I don’t believe that story”!

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    Olddog04  8 months ago

    He’s first, you’re next.

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    Vet Premium Member 8 months ago

    He’s heard that old song by The Who 1971….My Wife. “Give me a bodyguard. A black belt Judo expert with a machine gun!” Murdered in cold blood is what you’re gonna be…..you should be running.

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    dflak  8 months ago

    Him: You’re not going to believe this. I got picked up by a couple of supermodels after winning the karaoke contest at the local pub. Then we went to another bar where I hooked up with a couple of 21-year-old cheerleaders from the local college. All of us danced all night until the place closed. We then went to the casino where I won $5,000 playing blackjack. Then we all went back to one of the women’s houses and fooled around until dawn.

    Her: Go to bed you fool; you’re still drunk.

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    The body guard probably should be between the two of them.

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    sandpiper  8 months ago

    She can probably take him.

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    Baucuva  8 months ago

    They’re both going down.

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    Gina Carson  8 months ago

    Her: “Where have you been my whole life?”

    Other Her: “I was going to ask you the same thing.”

    True story, because it’s mine.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 8 months ago

    just smack him upside the head! Like with a rolling pin. Joe’s there just to guard the body. He didn’t get paid enough to guard the head too.

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    Windfall35  8 months ago

    You’re gonna need a bigger bodyguard….

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Joe isn’t gonna stop me from pounding you to the ground…

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    paranormal  8 months ago

    But where is his bodyguard???

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    monya_43  8 months ago

    It must be an exciting story that she isn’t going to like.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Wife: Joe can stay….you leave!

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  8 months ago

    “…. you can kill him too.”

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    Joe doesn’t live here, and I’ve got time

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago

    Before this is over, they’ll both need more than a bodyguard.

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