Herman by Jim Unger for November 19, 2023

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  5 months ago

    “Either that or I just gave you the message.”

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    oldpine52  5 months ago

    This is why they used to kill the messenger.

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    PraiseofFolly  5 months ago

    “Marshall McLuhan says, ‘The Medium is the Message’.”

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    Why pen and paper were invented.

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    Dirty Dragon  5 months ago

    “Drink More Ovaltine.”

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    Cornelius Noodleman  5 months ago

    A long way to go for nothing.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  5 months ago

    “Here’s your pizza.”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  5 months ago

    Off with his head.

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    dflak  5 months ago

    I know people like this, they start a story off in the middle without any context, ramble for long stretches at a time, bring in a dozen dangling sub-plots and then forget the “punch line.”

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    DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago

    According to the family legend, our name began with a French Huguenot who successfully delivered a message through enemy lines and became known for the compliment (now archaic), “Bon pas!”

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    There goes the medal….LOL

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    dbrucepm  5 months ago

    the message is….ack (drops dead)

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    Calvins Brother  5 months ago

    “You’re fired.”

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    Should have taped it to one of those arrows in his back

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    “Off with his head”, comes to mind……

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    oakie817  5 months ago

    ba dum tss

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    Well he’s been a bit distracted.

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    One time I was 81 miles tall and had to lie down.

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    paullp Premium Member 5 months ago

    He should have just made something up: “Hi, honey, battle’s going well. Take care of the kids. Be home soon as I can.” Because guess who’s going to have to retrace every step of those 1000 miles — both ways!

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    Shoulda scribbled it on a post-it note!

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    ted.hering  5 months ago

    “The warranty on your chariot is about to expire…”

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    Erichalfbee  5 months ago

    This Joke was in the Goon Show “Call of the West” 1959.

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