Herman by Jim Unger for December 06, 2023

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    Ya think?

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    Zykoic  5 months ago

    Acceleration 32.174 feet per second-squared for both. But then there is the coefficient of friction and contact area skin to plastic of the person. And the degree of incline. And how to account for barrier films…..is he oily skinned or dehydrated……. Where’s my calculator?

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    rshive  5 months ago

    And I won’t be hurt if I land on you.

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    PraiseofFolly  5 months ago

    Announcement over the PA system: “The ‘Thriller Max Water Slide’ is temporarily closed for routine extrication. All paramedics, report. Bring ‘The Jaws of Life’.”

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    wirepunchr  5 months ago

    He’s betting on the law of gravity.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Wise choice!

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    Might not be any water left in the pool at the bottom…

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    Vet Premium Member 5 months ago

    He’ll get stuck….those slides are not extra wide.

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    If Cannonball was an Olympic sport, this guy would take the gold!

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    monya_43  5 months ago

    Not only is he likely to be faster, he is also fatter.

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    erin.adamic Premium Member 5 months ago

    Not according to Galileo…

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    And he’ll clear the slide of any obstacles

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    Ernest_CT  5 months ago

    gasp They told us it is just 32 feet per second per second! The swine lied to us!

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