Herman by Jim Unger for July 17, 2024

Or you could go the same direction with one person getting a one week head start.

Should be enjoyable cruises for both.

Collision at the antipodes.

“We’ll always have the Kerguelen Islands.”

Spreading the joy.

They are built like 2 ships, and they will pass in the night.

I’m with him. Rough seas would be bad enough but to have to contend with that ‘view’ would be the end.

Not a problem, put one on the Titanic and the other on the Lusitania. Problem solved.

just put them on a disney cruise. they’ll kill each other

…eventually the twain shall meet.

And don’t spare the sharks.

A second honeymoon.

When they return they can compare watches and see if there was any time dilation. Or if one of them has aged more than the other

That is on way to go!

Anything to keep the marriage afloat.

They’ll pass each other at the International Date Line.

My wife and I got a double take from the travel agent when we made plane reservations a couple days before our wedding, and happened to mention that, to Dayton for me and Cheyenne for her – we both had job interviews scheduled for the week after our honeymoon (for that we drove my Ford Escort from Illinois to Minnesota).