Herman by Jim Unger for July 21, 2024

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The last panel got me!

He’s gonna ‘change her channel’ she doesn’t stifle it. A la Archy Bunker

Shet up

Did I say something? I wasn’t listening.

…that drove them to commit homicide.

A time to worry!

Many grew up without a father in the home.

Forecast: There is the possibility of a murder in the Herman household.

Over 98% of serial killers ate carrots at least once during their childhood. Can’t be a coincidence.

Amen.

He. Doesn’t. Care.

The last panel contains a significant statistical error: It’s 99%!

‘tight shoes’ LOL

One can read all kinds of facts. Some are even worth knowing.

I’m sure the percentage of incessant talkers was higher than that.

: D

He is insinuating a threat in his made up statistic. ;-)

good thing Jim cut it short by one panel!

You sure that incessant talkers isn’t 100%?

Hmmm. A veiled threat? Naahh!

I believe that The Journal of Irreproducible Results once reported that everyone who ate pickles 139 years ago was dead. Their conclusion, therefore, was . . .

I’ll leave you all to figure it out.

Causality versus unrelated occurrences.

What was the murder rate among people who did not attend school?

What was the murder rate among people who did attend school?

What was the murder rate among people who did not have tight shoes?

What was the murder rate among people who did have tight shoes?

What was the murder rate among people whose parents did not fight?

What was the murder rate among people who did have tight shoes?

Et cetera et cetera et cetera…