Cold-hard logic dictates that if he could only save one or the other, he should save the wife because the cat doesn’t cook, do laundry, or help out in other way around the house. Further, acquiring another cat to replace the one that died wouldn’t be as much of a challenge as finding another wife.
C 3 months ago
That third option sounds solid
sirbadger 3 months ago
I would throw the cat out the window first and then you’re next.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 3 months ago
“We have a cat?”
jpsomebody 3 months ago
I would go outside first, so I could locate a safe location to bring y’all to.
seanfear 3 months ago
the bed
suv2000 3 months ago
The answer you always give to a question like that is one word YES
yoey1957 3 months ago
I know of numerous childless, retired empty nester couples who would both bolt for the cat/dog and make sure they got out, too!
Kaputnik 3 months ago
I’d definitely save the cat, but what do you mean “first”?
Imagine 3 months ago
I hate those kinds of questions just when I’m trying to go to sleep. There’s no correct way to answer them.
constantine48 3 months ago
The cat obviously, he can’t turn the doorknobs.
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
That’s how Professor Schroedinger thought up his famous Paradox.
Superhawk 3 months ago
Whoa! Who are you, and what have you done with my cat??
Pluggergirl 3 months ago
I once told my bf (now deceased) to grab the cat if that happened. My cat became his cat. Sasha didn’t like anybody but she loved George from day one.
Gandalf 3 months ago
The cat… Next…
My First Premium Member 3 months ago
Don’t answer. It’s a trick question.
smoore47 3 months ago
“Don’t worry. The life insurance policy has lapsed.”
sandpiper 3 months ago
Hobson’s choice but then that’s the name of the cat.
monya_43 3 months ago
He is in trouble no matter what he says.
Captain Bars 3 months ago
Cold-hard logic dictates that if he could only save one or the other, he should save the wife because the cat doesn’t cook, do laundry, or help out in other way around the house. Further, acquiring another cat to replace the one that died wouldn’t be as much of a challenge as finding another wife.
[Unnamed Reader - 74eb69] 3 months ago
If I save the cat first I might have enough energy left to come get you but if I save you first…
walstib Premium Member 3 months ago
Cue Steve Goodman:
♪♫ "My baby came to me this morning and said I’m kinda confused
She said "If me and B.B. king was both drownin’,
Which one would you choose?"
And I said "Oh Baby, Oh Baby, Oh Baby,
I ain’t never heard you play no blues" " ♫♪
joe piglet Premium Member 3 months ago
Starting 10 minutes ago, it’s the cat, the old bag can burn.
SamT53 3 months ago
Why you, of course, dear! Now if we had a dog……..
Frank Salem Premium Member 3 months ago
I would save the cat even if I didn’t have one.
DawnQuinn1 3 months ago
With a wife like her, he’d save the cat.
gozirra2 Premium Member 3 months ago
The cat is already outside having started the fire. First thing to save is the television or contents of fridge.
Webby_dog 3 months ago
Tricky question. No matter what answer you give….your on the couch
wirepunchr 3 months ago
“Give me a few.”
rshive 3 months ago
Picky, picky, picky.
johnsonfnb Premium Member 3 months ago
tomato/ tomoto
MuddyUSA Premium Member 3 months ago
Or yourself??
raybarb44 3 months ago
If the house is on fire, every man for himself……
uncle snipe 3 months ago
That has to be a rhetorical question. If the cat doesn’t save itself first? The cat, of course.
Calvins Brother 3 months ago
My fishing equipment.
Quentin1992 3 months ago
In my house it would be his golf clubs. :-))
hooglah 3 months ago
….the TV.
harvey812abc 3 months ago
The house.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
what makes this worse, is that its 2 AM!
mistercatworks 3 months ago
My second wife knew better than to even ask.
happyinvenice23 3 months ago
Looking at her, that’s a tough question, Ha!
happyinvenice23 3 months ago
Looking at her, I’d save the cat then use her to put out the fire!
morningglory73 Premium Member 3 months ago
The cat for sure, my roommate should be able to find the door all by himself.
Blaven 3 months ago
George Costanza would save himself.
mindjob 3 months ago
Whichever one nags him the least
Dave427 3 months ago
No brainer here…the cat, of course.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
Me, and by ‘me’ I don’t mean you.
kathleenhicks62 3 months ago
Goes without saying- -the cat. Here it’s the dog.
jpozenel 3 months ago
The answer is simple, if you want to go to sleep.
Mentor397 3 months ago
Pretend you’re asleep. Better yet, run away. There’s no way to win this argument. RUUUUNN! GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!
Ukko wilko 3 months ago
The dog.
Mediatech 3 months ago
Before or after the golf clubs?
EXCALABUR 3 months ago
Tell her to get out, then find the cat and save it.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 3 months ago
“Me own self. Ya got yerself in, ya can get yerself out…”