Home Free by Tom Toro for November 29, 2024

Turkey pizza.

Milo, I’m afraid those turkeys will not survive long in the woods. They are slower and fatter than their wild cousins and they can no longer fly. Instead of you, the coyotes and foxes are going to have a feast. Yes, wild turkeys can fly, they look a little like flying bowling balls, but they can fly and land in trees.

Technically the turkey did it all, they can’t be forced to pay anything. I wonder if they’ll get caught again or end up living in the woods next to Milo’s ruined house.

Offhand, Milo, I’d say you’re in big trouble.

Brilliant quick decision on Trevor’s part! The turkeys’ expressions: priceless! Freedom can be startling!!

Unless the pizza is vegi, someone might want to tell the kid where sausage and pepperoni come from. And don’t leave a single detail about the killing floor out.

I’m kidding. It’s not actually a floor. It’s a metal grate, so the blood and juices can sluice through.

Why are they paying? There’s no way to prove it was Milo’s fault.

I love a happy ending even more than a turkey dinner!

“You’ll have to speak up. There’s a pizza with a meat cleaver going crazy in here.”

Some of them might survive a day, but not longer. I’m getting very tired of Milo.

Pizza with turkey then.