Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 15, 2005
Man: I am the great Zantara! Master of magic! Sultan of sleight-of-hand! What sort of work can you get me? Bixby: Ooooh! A magician! Wow! You can make things disappear! Amazing! I gotta call the press! They'll never believe I've got a real magician on my hands! Magic! I just can't - hey, where'd this phone come from...?