Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 03, 2006
Captain Victory: Check it out, Ralston! I got my own cereal, too! Ralston: "Captain Victorious' Victory Puffs"? Well, this is crass commercialism at its worst! Kids will buy this just because you're on the box! It doesn't even matter what the creal tastes like! Captain Victory: Ahh, all that junk's the same. Ralston: But this is just cornmeal and sugarcubes!! Captain Victory: It turns the milk into "Mr. Pibb."