Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 10, 2006
Hamhock: *Sigh* I'm never gonna get a break. At least you were famous once, Bixby. You should be thankful that you got your shot. Bixby: To have tasted success and lost it is far worse! I'd trade it all to be a struggling, talentless hack like you, who will never know the joys of stardom or the pain of its loss! Hamhock: Wow... that might be the nicest thing you've ever said to me... Bixby: Talking about the old days always makes me sentimental.