Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 14, 2006
Hamhock: So this "Squam" stuff is made from squirrels? Man: Squirrel mixed with ham. Try it. Hamhock: I'm a pig. I don't eat ham. Man: Well, it's mostly squirrel. Try it. Hamhock: I don't want to eat any ham, thanks. Man: Okay, it's not mixed with real ham. It's actually a ham substitute. Hamhock: What'd you substitute it with? Man: Squirrel.