Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 16, 2006
Hamhock: Ralston, what are you doing? Why are you protesting my livelihood? Ralston: Eating squirrels is barbaric, Hamhock. Hamhock: You've got your mascot gig! You push that sugary junk on kids! Ralston: So, go protest my cereal. Hamhock: Are you kidding me? I'm up to like, eight bowls a day of that stuff. Look, my pockets are filled with it right now.