Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 21, 2006
Man: (sniff) What's that on your breath, Captain Victorious? Captain Victorious: That's, um, victory serum. It's the source of my power. Man: I thought your power came from a radioactive comet! Captain: All right, then it helps sustain my power. Man: (sniff) (sniff) So, you drink that victory serum shaken or stirred? Captain: Stirred.