Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 23, 2006
ShrimpTom: Who wants to play? Hey, Clamwich! You wanna play with me today? Clamwich: I'd rather be smashed against rocks by an otter. ShrimpTom: Okay! I'm a powerful media celebrity! I can arrange to have you smashed against anything you want! Hahahaha! Clamwich: What? Wait...! Finster: Hey, Shrimptonn! I'll play with you! ShrimpTom: Okay Finster! Wanna go pick bananafish? Hamhock: Yeah! Let's go pick bananafish, guys! All right! Bixby: Cut!! ShrimpTom: Bixby, what's with the fat mermaid? Hamhock: I'm supposed to be a manatee! Bixby: Sorry! I hired him for the catering. Hey Kids! Get ready for another water-logged episode of Shrimptom TubeSocks!