Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 27, 2006
Fritz: Another side business, Bixby? You're fixing corneas now? Bixby: Before you go nuts, Fritz, I'm actually employing one of our clients with this one. Fritz: *sigh* And who's that? Bixby: Just someone with the equipment and little time on his hands... Mr. Negato: I've never done this before, so, I guess... don't blink? Hamhock: Why is it set on "liquefy"?